Hello Talon,
I tried to recreate your case and supposedly it works actually: I made an equation that yield a zero value and did a Monte Carlo simulation and it works. I am not quite sure why is that the case for you.
I would recommend you create a product system, then do your Monte Carlo simulation. Because the only time it did not work for me is when I did a direct calculation.
Else I would recommend you book a modeler support hour so we can investigate your issue further.